News from the U.K., slower than yesterday - 7/4

THEY SAY...

• Metallica and Simpsons fans, mark you calendars: This metal band will make an appearance on the show on September 10
  
• Jim Morrison's last "notebook" (diary/journal?) will be up for sale later this month in the U.K.
  
• If anyone else thinks that Keith Richards would make a good pirate, you're in for a treat
• Dallas Austin gets pardoned
• Bobby Brown booed... surprise, surprise
• Jarvis Cocker (formerly of the Pulp) has released a new song on his MySpace
• Willie Nelson buys a Methodist church in his hometown